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About 6 or 7.
I feel attacked and inspired.
Lower than I thought, but still higher than I’d care to admit.
How dad are you?
No, it’s “dad, how are you?”
Bonus point
This homey unlocked the extra credit
4, no surprise, I am not fit to be a parent.
I’m checking enough that I stopped counting
A lot of these are just normal things people say. Like, “what’s the damage” is just a normal way to ask a price in English.
⬆️ This guy’s a dad
I’m a single woman with no kids. :(
Your dad would be proud!
That’s what you thought. Now you know you’re a dad!
My dad always used to say to me “how much is this gunna rip me off” when looking for the price tag/sticker in store. I didnt realise this was tounge in cheek until when i started to venture out on my own, i said this to a shopkeeper and got this look from him… Instantly realised my mistake.
Maybe 4? Less than I thought.
damn. I must have kids somewhere !
(add it to the list)
A lot of these are default reactions in Germany (also by women).
Eight-ish? Dad of two nearing fifty so I guess I’m on par for the course.
One is discovered thanks to US memes is the dad uniform including New Balance. I bought some NB when I was in China and I have to say they really are comfy.
The one about awkward loads is hilarious to me. Because it really is true though. You can lift a shit ton more if you’ve a good grip! I can hardly lift a washing machine, but I can carry one on my back without issue.
You’re about to have 48 more kids?
No, there’s two kids who are both about to turn 50. Dad is of unknown age.
Been a die hard for New Balance since college. It’s just a good shoe, dad-ness not withstanding
I like to yell “HEY!” and point at a field full of hay bales. The wife almost always looks briefly concerned until she sees it, and then gives me the “a-doy” look. I think she secretly loves it though.
Try shouting “Jesus!” when you see a church with a sign about Jesus.
Or give their noggin a tap when you see a “bump a head” sign
I don’t know, can you?
Answering yes to a one or the other question
Monty Python and/or Naked Gun quotes
My constant obscure monty python quotes arent landing, eh?
I’m a childless dude in his 40s and I tick several if you replace “kids” with other family/coworkers/etc.
Zero points actually.
Maybe “horses”, thats at least a bit possible since I would notice and look at them.
