I read that as “you’re mum’s dad”.

Spelling matters.

I love Henrys purely because you regularly see people walking their Henry.

Could you not? I work for a citizen journalism network and shit like that is incredibly harmful.

Look, mate, accidents happen. If you don’t want to get a lady pregnant, don’t have sex with the lady.

There’s a time and a place for that, but sometimes you just want them to not run across the road right now.