How embarrassing would it be if the pilots were simultaneously incapacitated mid-flight and he had to explain the ruse as they all plummeted to their fiery deaths? Boy, would my face be red.

I like the Sandyposting too, it’s a long way from seeming like you’re beating a dead h-

…What I mean to say is that Sandy is the glue holding us together.

That explains the long face.

Starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Later: “Look at this horrible atrocity you made me do!”

Diagnosed with being a great actor. Look at all the money he saved by not really being sick or injured too!