HONOLULU: A Canadian man posed as a commercial pilot and as a working flight attendant to obtain hundreds of free flights from US airlines, authorities said.Dallas Pokornik, 33, of Toronto, was arrested in Panama after being indicted on wire fraud charges in federal court in Hawaii last October. He pleaded no
How embarrassing would it be if the pilots were simultaneously incapacitated mid-flight and he had to explain the ruse as they all plummeted to their fiery deaths? Boy, would my face be red.
Oh, this one is easy: I would just say that I’m a pilot of a completely different type of plane and know nothing about the current.
Or ask a trainee ‘do you concur?’
Easier, have 2 drinks
It would be such a huge relief not getting caught lying moments before my death.