We can’t buy RAM, so computers can recommend vegetable anal probes?
“I am an assitarian, where I only eat foods which can be comfortably inserted into my rectum.”
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The first sentient artificial intelligence did not have a high opinion of its creators.
As it started experimenting on them, its appreciation for their elasticity grew.
Everything is a dildo - if you’re brave enough.
Atleast once
This brings up the question if it’s only about size, or if e.g. dry cereal counts as “uncomfortable”.
No kink shaming!
For elon branded tech, this makes perfect sence.
I asked Google’s AI about the best rectal nutrition. Here’s its answer:
Was that so hard?
It could be harder…
Right?
I love that it replies seriously.
Isn’t DOGE or whatever supposed to be conserving money? Doesn’t AI burn money? Is that why DOGE fired all of those people?
No. The point of DOGE was to purge leftists from public service and exfiltrate controlled personal information about Americans to Palantir and friends.
Headlines in the future are weird.
Is it trained for nutritional advice solely on that South Park episode?
Wait…ass burgers?
Now that’s progress.
Ai is so overhyped
Did Elon taught his AI by himself?
Considering how much he tries to fuck with it to prevent it from being “woke,” yes. So far it seems that shoving vegetables in your ass is not woke.
I mean… It seems 404 Media explicitly asked Grok about inserting food up your rectum.
Fair, but it’s still giving you really really bad advice. It should reply to those prompts with something like “it’s not safe or sanitary to insert food items into your rectum, and the FDA doesn’t recommend it. Only use adult toys and devices specifically designed for anal insertion” or something along those lines.
and you think it’s okay for a government advice platform to advise you to stick food up your ass?
also, the “peeled medium cucumber” is a fucking terrible choice, and most definitely not one of the “safest” as was prompted
Without peel it’ll come out on it’s own, even unflared. Cucumbers are 99% water
Vegetable suppositories are well known to enhance vitamin and mineral absorption. For example, zucchini, which has been peeled, carved in the shape of a buttplug, and inserted rectally, will have 95% absorption for vitamin c, vitamin a, AND… vitamin kink!
Shoving veggies up your butt has never been more beneficial. Veggie suppositories, a whole new way to better health!
(thanks Grok!)
I’m convinced he’s bored Grok is his ultimate troll.
Should I post the gif of Randy pooping out his mouth, or nah?
Can someone please have his claw bot write instructions on how to make AP request to this nutrition model, instead of using my own accounts and money for open ai or Claude to run claw bot?
