I am reasonably certain this guy ponders cock more than I do.
ponders cock>
Haha
They think a lot about gay sex…
Okay, so we know what this guy is fixated on.
Time to start a betting pool. I’m taking “Caught in a seedy motel room, smoking meth with 3 male naked underage MAGA Pentagon interns.”
I love how clear it is that they spend more time imagining gay sex than most gay folk. Then he gets an erection, gets angry, hits his wife, and blames the gays.
Abstentia often breeds perversion because hunger does not make a wise man.
Sorry. Best he can do is touch three more kids.
Never said anything about footjobs, checkmate pastor
Yeah foot jobs, rimjobs, thighjobs, hair jobs. ZJs, TJs… that thing Emilio does with his hips. Mans got a lot to learn
Ok, I’ll ask. What the hell are Z&TJs?
$40 and I’ll show you. Meet me behind the dumpsters
is “behind the dumpsters” some sort of sex term?
from https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dumpster+Party
(1) The act of throwing a dead person, typically a woman, into a dumpster.
(2) A gathering of a group of gay men in an alley next to garbage dumpsters for the purpose of engaging in a homosexual orgy. One or more of the men often lean against a dumpster while giving or receiving a sexual move. Dumpster parties often occur late at night in alleys next to bars or fast food restaurants.
I googled it to look if I could send you an urban dictionary link and lo and behold, a lot of this stuff is on plain wikipedia now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone
Anyway, heres zj https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=z+j
Thanks, I regret everything.
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I’m sure he can get a long list of criminals from the activity in his Grindr account.
How about fucking kids? We ok with that? 👌🏻
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Is kalshi or polymarket taking bet is this dude is gay or not?
Bet his search history is…interesting.
Check his hard drives.
Thank goodness none of that goes in with the Clergy… /s
God appeared in a dream and told him buttholes were specifically made as exit only
If that was the reason, why is oral a no-no too?
Dude just needs to come out already.
Funny how they always fixate on the act
