Cook badly until one day you don’t.
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CADmonkey@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a piece of Media that is so underrated you must mention it?
2·22 hours agoI remember “Hut of Brown, Now Sit Down”, and I remember finding the brigand camp and getting absolutely slaughtered the first few times. And there was a thing called an “Antwerp”, which I thought was funny later on when I found out Antwerp was a real place.
I enjoy reading on my phone when other people are around, for instance during lunch at work or at a park or something. If I read a normal dead tree book, I get people asking me what it is I’m reading, what it’s about, WHY I’m reading, and so on. If I read on my phone, I’m just another Standard Phone Zombie and can be ignored.
It started from sloth and gluttony, actually. I remember wanting a cookie, but not having the motivation to go out into the world to buy cookies. So I looked around the kitchen, looked up a couple of recipes, and tried to make some simple sugar cookies with what I had on hand. I didn’t have the right kind of flour, and ended up using whole wheat flour, so I had these odd looking brown-ish sugar cookies.
They were so good. I couldn’t believe I’d made them. So I started picking up the spices and other ingredients that cookie recipes commonly asked for, and I started making cookies every weekend. Then I started collecting cookbooks. Eventually I changed the way I bought groceries, I don’t buy finished food anymore for the most part, I buy ingredients. I have an impressive spice collection built up at this point, some of which was grown by my wife. I have all the cool stuff like cooking sherry and at least three different kinds of vinegar.
And now, a decade after making those first ugly cookies, I can create an amazing meal at the drop of a hat using only the stuff in my house. And then I can make cookies that melt in your mouth and are so tasty they would make a medieval peasant cry.
Tl;dr: Man is too lazy to drive to town, changes his life and eating habits over a decade instead.
CADmonkey@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to RepairEnglish
13·3 days agoI’m not entirely sure some Chinese company that neither of us has heard of is worried about that risk.
CADmonkey@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a piece of Media that is so underrated you must mention it?
5·3 days agoI played the first game a lot when I was younger, the 16 color EGA version with a command line interface. I got pretty good at typing and spelling as a kid because of that game. The version I had was “Hero’s Quest”, it’s the same game, but a board game company sued them over the name, so later releases are called “Quest for Glory”.
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Technology@lemmy.world•BMW’s Newest “Innovation” is a Logo-Shaped Middle Finger to Right to RepairEnglish
38·3 days agoHarbor freight will have these weird screwdriver tips in a kit within 12 months.
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World News@lemmy.world•Lawmakers increasingly intimidated by the publicEnglish
23·6 days agoKeep your insults and degrading language to yourself, you’ll upset the elites.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's it like to sleep with other people's wives?
17·6 days agoI tell my kid all the time, the fewer lies you tell, the less you have to remember.
CADmonkey@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's it like to sleep with other people's wives?
12·6 days agoI did once in my very early 20’s. She wasn’t happy with her husband, and she made the first move but I can’t say I’m innocent. Wish I could go back and not do it.
I have a strange problem with my other half when it comes to cheating. It’s nothing bad on either of us, no decision we made, but a set of circumstances has aligned to make me feel like I was cheating on my wife. She had a chronic medical issue that I managed to fix using good testing methods and a spreadsheet. As a result, she started feeling better, more energetic, inflammation went away, and she lost a good chunk of weight, which took her from “Adorable chubby wife” to “Holy shit, look at that MILF”. This, combined with some strange visual processing problem I have where I cant easily recognize faces, and for several months I felt like I was cheating on my wife.
CADmonkey@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do you think is the worst human invention?
4·6 days agoMarket speculation or quarterly profits.
Probably easier to squat in a mansion than to rob a bank. At least to begin with.
CADmonkey@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•America Isn’t Ready for What AI Will Do to JobsEnglish
1·7 days agoGood thing AI is something that doesn’t exist in physical space that someone can tamper with…
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World News@lemmy.world•Mexican Cartels Overwhelm Police With Ammunition Made for the U.S. MilitaryEnglish
21·8 days agoIt just means “lowest bidder”
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town
9·8 days agoFucking Casey’s. Bad food, advertising on the pumps that can’t be muted, and now this. Good thing there’s alternatives where I live.
CADmonkey@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What desktop operating system would you recommend to the average user?
2·8 days agoYears ago, I built my mother in law a computer. It had windows XP on it. Every weirdo and their kid who visited her would download another bit of malware/toolbars/whatever, and about once a month I would have to fix it. So I put Ubuntu on it, and it literally never had a problem again. I’d use Mint now, but if you’re doing some basic games and web browsing, Linux is fine. I game with my pc, which uses Linux Mint, and the only issue I had was getting the Nvidia graphics card working. It wasn’t really hard for someone who builds computers but it might be difficult for a “normal” user.
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Why didn't the mother just use her private doctor on her yacht?
6·8 days agoI know a woman. She grew up with her mom, and her brother. When her brother was born, he had significant medical problems. (The father, being just about the worst POS to exist, reacted to news of his son’s medical problems by finding himself a new girlfriend.) Since this happened in the US, the family had to sell their house and property, and this family grew up on the edge of homelessness as a result.
When this happens to one person it can affect generations. Healthcare more like what the rest of the world has could have allowed these people to be contributors to society (and taxes) instead of burdens to them.
Problem is, Money Obsessed Persons are often too stupid to understand any other concepts than money. They cannot understand cause and effect for anything that will happen more than three months from a given date. So the idea that helping a child now equals a taxpayer in the future is not something they are able to understand.

Cook books is what I used when I was learning.