The area around the index finger is really odd yeah

He says he didn’t break any bones, he didn’t say whether the EMTs broke any of his bones.

Taps side of head

Curl broke tho

Not sure whether you’re being sarcastic here, but what about:

“Name a publicly traded company that generated significant profit as a result of buying llm services from a provider.”

I don’t think there is one. I hear about companies creating revenue (at a loss) and I hear tiny/private companies claiming it’s been a huge boon, but I haven’t seen one actually blow up.

I’m really sad that the Swiss Army Chief does not have an awl and corkscrew readily available.

From scams

“gluten for punishment”, thanks autocorrect for another genius coinage

Well that was uncalled for, sugar.

Y’all is “you all”, the contraction occurs directly after the y.

The translation for this sign would be “y’all ain’t lonesome”.

Trump declared the ceasefire and mou were gone.

Mitch McConnell is more alive than this ceasefire.

They ended up losing to Google on touch screens, but this seems like way more of a problem.

This is why I never made a Facebook account, seemed pretty clear to me.

Y’all the appeal of hockey players on a purely physical level is lower torso and butt. You watch them move and you know their obliques will feel like pythons and their ass will jut out like a Hapsburg chin.

They’re also symbols of fighting spirit which is hot.

I feel like this comic more applies to footballers, they’re far smaller than you think in person (at least that’s where I had the exact reaction she is having here, meeting an MLS player and thinking “wow he is way smaller than I thought”.)

Basketball players and baseball players are the opposite, they’re so much bigger in person than they look on the field.

Why is she looking smug

What the fuck, is Germany grade school?

Does he get to check your clothes before you go out too?

If I still gave a shit about the Washington Monument that might have seemed incredibly cheap and tacky.

I am the gatekeeper. Are you the keymaster?

Bikes are awesome. Bike infrastructure helps wheelchair users and pullcart users as well.

Canada is about to force all of our ISPs to report usage to the US, so not everybody.

All the Elon books and profiles love to fluff Elon about how he always holds things to the raw physics and makes sure the math works.

Either that was BS or he needs to find a different cereal from Special K.

This is so stupid