That’s the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Twenty years from now: “In the land down under, we call these boys grizzly gorillas. You can remember them by the shorthand ‘gg’, cuz that’s all there is to say if you ever meet one.”
Aussie Ice Gorillas when
So Canberra remains fucked?
“A dingo ate my bunny!” /s
Some woman tried this in her stomach and the invasive species won.
They also did this with the cane toads.
We just need to bring back the animals that we accidentally wiped out. Tasmanian devils and komodo dragons used to live all over Australia, respawn them. We also used to have thylacines, thylacoleos and land crocodiles which would need a helping hand from mad genetic scientists but I’ll set up a gofundme. Also why not generically engineer the dragons and devils while we’re there?
Sure thing, Umbrella Corp!
It can actually work, you just have to be good at picking a matchup and have a bit of luck. See for example the cactoblastis moth vs Australia’s prickly pear infestation.
Pity that its very easy to get wrong and you’re more likely to end up with a cane toad or Indian mynah situation.
Patrick’ in my head - “Make it five”
Pretty sure we did this as well with canetoads to kill snakes or cane bugs or something.
This is true. What they didnt know is that in their natural habitat, the environmental conditions for cane toad breeding only happen rarely throughout the year. In Australia, the conditions for cane toad breeding occur basically year round. So they constantly are reproducing at an exponential rate compared to what they do in their natural habitat
And because of all that i had to check my shoes in the morning as a kid in Southeast QLD or id step on a canetoad before going to school
Obligatory Simpsons clip:
Humans are the best invasive species
How do we obtain a breedable pair of Melmacians, though?
Catbait
Perhaps she’ll die
