It’s a beautiful letter, literally every sentence is factually incorrect, and once he runs out of wrong things to say, he ends it. *Chefs kiss*

“This mysterious artifact must have served some religious purpose”

For the record, the Fukashima disaster led to a number of new regulations that would have prevented the meltdown it had at a number of levels.

I once heard of a Python pet “cuddling” with their owners to measure them to see if they would fit in their stomach if eaten. Eventually, the Python ate their owner.

I was the biggest fan of Spotify as soon as they started up. I was one of the first people to get early access and was a huge supporter for years.

Buy your music, own your files, never subscribe for something you can buy instead. You’re not listening to 12 new albums a year, if you can subscribe, you can pay for the files that will be yours forever. The fact that Spotify has higher quality streaming doesn’t change anything.