Our agile team has 600 scrum meetings an hour.

Brain: Remember that time you sneezed and farted at the same time in front of that girl you liked?

You may choose, but choose wisely. For if you don’t, you’ll walk out with 300$ worth of stuff.

Nice castle you have there. I’d be a shame if someone were to…blast iron balls at it.

I’m no expert but I do believe that if a scientist accidentally falls in, they will become Neutrino Man.

Where is my best and most loyal legion?

(British DOOM music plays)

(Time traveler moves a chair)

Abu Al Trumpiti: We got to attack the twin towers, very big, the biggest. We love our radicals. Sleepy Al Bidini can’t do it.

In the name of the senate and people of Rome, I hearby approve.

If we print money, we can have many money. If many money, no problem.

“Dad, why did that donkey bang that dragon?”
Because there was a dream that was Rome, son.

Give a hoot Greece!

It’s raining bullshit tonight

https://youtu.be/J-x_01TNTr0

Nice outfit you put on me. It would be a shame if I were to TURBO POOP MY PANTS.

Sniffles porn: Two vivacious nostrils ready to be stuffed with thick gunk

Captain metric system?

To think I would have gone to the grave without seeing this.

Restaurants had real time yelp reviews, but it was a wall, and the dick system was manual.