To fix the networking you could get a dedicated USB print server or a RasPi with CUPS and attach the printer via USB. Probably cheaper than a vintage printer network card.

I’d argue that the difference is that JK is actively using the money she gets for Harry Potter to influence policy and hurt people. I don’t remember Meat Loaf doing that…

To be fair, they have the advantage of 400mm lenses. You can take a full-frame picture of a basketball from 10m away with those.

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