Everyone refuses to have sex unless they’re deeply in love and both partners are inarguably super hot perfect tens in body, mind, personality, and intellect. Within a couple generations the planet will have a significantly reduced population but everyone will be perfect tens, and everything will progress upward in technology & health & utopia.

Close, but we crave that needle driven through our ears.

You heard what he said. And he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t consider proper spelling & noticing the difference between homonyms/homophones.

Is this why the Marvel Universe only exists on Manhattan Island in New York?

I’m firmly bent on never paying for any entertainment I can get for free. Whereas artists are firmly bent on wanting to be paid a living wage for the art they create which entertains the masses. This conflict of interests is a tale as old as time.

It’s worldwide. Everyone around the world who has used an umbrella has shaken rain off an umbrella. Are you an alien from another solar system?

There is no innuendo if you are looking for an innuendo. He’s literally talking about shaking the rain off an umbrella. He’s happily married and neither his wife nor he like to dance so they don’t shake anything but their umbrella. Get it?

What?

My comment was a mockery of trump who still continually repeatedly insists that the election in which Biden won was “rigged.”

So if Trump gets his thrills & success from repeating lies over & over again, why can’t everyone else do the same?

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Hilary & Kamala both won the presidencies! Those elections were rigged!

Because according to the way Trump talks, if you repeat a lie over & over again, you can eventually convince yourself that it’s true.

that is borderline grooming

I said that in response to the lady who said that if she had a daughter she would give her dildos & lube!

Can you imagine if your mom or dad gave you sex toys!?

Do you have any gifts laying around your house and whenever you look at them you remember & picture the face of who gave them to you? Yeah that’s what I mean.

It would be destructive to the mental & emotional & sexual development of a girl whose MOM GAVE HER A DILDO. 🤮

Parents, do not give your kids sex toys. If they reach a level of maturity and they get to the point that they want sex toys, they will find a way to get them on their own, with no correlation to mom 🤮

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Do you think he washed his hands with soap & water after that photo was taken? Or do you think he licked his fingers clean?

P҉I҉C҉K҉L҉E҉B҉A҉L҉L҉ ҉I҉S҉ ҉A҉ ҉P҉S҉Y҉O҉P҉

Wording? “Don’t just leave the crust” implies that not only should you leave the crust, but leave other parts of the pizzanimal too.

And I’m sure that’s the opposite of what they meant.

Last pane should say something like:

Waste nothing. Use every part of the Pizzanimal. Including the crust.

Please give an example what kind of human this is satirizing. Otherwise I’m kinda lost.

Edit: Oh wait I thought of an example. Some military veterans really flaunt it. They make it their whole personality.

While the rest of us military veterans never even mention it and no one would ever know we were in the military. So when we see veterans wearing all their regalia and embroidered caps & acting like karens etc, it’s implicitly understood that they are just attention-seeking narcissists, and there’s nothing anyone can do to change their personalities, we’re just expected to honor & respect veterans. It’s weird propaganda and a grift.

So did that motivate you to run faster??

These are NOT things to teach to children! And certainly not in a classroom environment. Sexuality is a delicate topic, every person needs to discover & learn about their sexuality at their own pace. I was a teenage girl and would be completely destroyed if I was going about my happy normal life full of studying & dance class & cross country training, then an adult presents me with sex toys?! That is borderline grooming & intrusive.

Do not interfere with children’s sexual development. That is their own business. Because if you do, they’re going to picture YOUR face every time that topic arises in their life. Is that what you want?! Hopefully NOT. If you want them to develop in a healthy manner, stay out of children’s sexual development. Everyone stumbles upon everything they wish to know as they go through life.

You even said you’re not a parent and never plan to be. So please stay in your lane. After all the things you wrote up there it makes me think you wish you had more sexual guidance growing up, so now you’re projecting your advanced adult knowledge onto everyone else, but you’re going way too far.

For anyone who is a parent, this is how it should go: Open a basic dialogue with your child, give them the basic mechanical facts when they’re ready/interested, let them know you’re always available for questions but other than that, respect their space to grow and learn at their own pace.

Sounds like the shopkeeper was more interested in resting than infinite profits & money.

Both were RIGGED! Hillary & Kamala both actually won.

This leads me to the conclusion that chihuahuas can’t communicate with huskies.

Because Weird Al exists, and to ensure no misunderstandings, when on the topic of artificial intelligence, I always write ai in lower case. Weird Al owns the uppercase A and the lower case L which otherwise would be indistinguishable from an uppercase i.