This job is at a m/billionaires club, so there’s a huge kitchen constantly churning out 5-star meals to the m/billionaires, with plenty overflowing to the employee cafeteria. But ain’t nothing come for free! We employees sacrifice $30 deducted per paycheck for this food.

Ugh that website is blinding me! Why isn’t dark mode working on my Firefox extension?!

Do they generate more money when we watch YouTube shorts?

Something about your comment being skimmed quickly made me think “crime…murder…basement…”

Sweeeet

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That looks like the nature trail system that weaves throughout Fairfax county Virginia

Wow you’re in the backyard of a house in a tropical paradise. Is that an airbnb? Or are you visiting family or friends who live in a tropical Paradise

Here’s the most recent photo in my camera roll 🤷🏼‍♀️. In fact it’s the ONLY photo currently on my camera roll since I moved everything to my external hard drive a couple days ago to free up memory. My job has employee buffet every day all day long, so here’s my lunch break and I was so glad they had leftover omelets & bacon from this morning and I was texting with my boyfriend and he asked me what I was doing so I took a picture of this to show him what I was doing at the moment:

Hey I’ve heard that we can’t obtain that anywhere. It’s pretty rare.

Yes I know anesthesiologists are trained to keep people talking to gauge the moment patient goes under, and they can steer the conversation any direction they please, so it’s really sus he chose to take it THERE.

Furthermore my surgery was being performed in a hospital in California not far from the heart of the entertainment industry, and although The Cosby Show was regularly filmed in a studio in Brooklyn New York, God only knows where Bill Cosby was obtaining his date rape sedatives.

I’ve had plenty of years to turn this over in my mind, who knows if my own doctor may have been involved in providing sedatives to Bill cosby, or at least aware of Bill Cosby’s shenanigans long before anyone else knew.

Again maybe pure coincidence he was just providing chit chat about the most popular TV sitcom at the time, and yes I did have an opinion of Bill Cosby & the Cosby Show in 1989, but didn’t have enough time to formulate a response before going under anesthesia. I did watch the show regularly and enjoyed it but had never given a thought to “Do I like Bill Cosby?” until that moment my anesthesiologogist* asked me that question.

• (LOL look how I spelled that word 🤣 Where is autocorrect when we actually need it? But sure autocorrect has no problem changing “were” to “we’re,” and "ill " to “I’ll,” and “too” to “to.” Autocorrect always trying to make fools of us.)

Thank you for understanding. You get it.

No, people did not go around asking each other if they liked Bill Cosby in the 1980s, especially not one blink away from general anesthesia.

Here’s what I experienced as a 14-year-old girl in 1989 undergoing general anesthesia:

That is literally the last thing my anesthesiologist said to me 2 seconds before I went under. (No middle finger though.)

In 1989 Bill Cosby was apparently in the height of medicinally rendering women unconscious then raping them. Wouldn’t become public knowledge scandal until decades later. Seems like my anesthesiologist may have had a sick sense of humor & mischief, may have known about Bill Cosby’s crimes years before it became public knowledge. All these years in retrospect, this has concerned me a bit.

No and I don’t think people live at Disneyland. That’s a theme park. But between ages 7-17 I have been there 25 times 😄 1992 was the last time I went to Disneyland.

Well I started with Soylent powder in 2017, then they introduced their bottled ready-to-drink option which was great until circa 2019 they started cheaping out on ingredients & their sweetener so I switched to different brands finally landing on Jimmy Joy which is from the Netherlands. Jimmy Joy sells M.R. powders & bars & even savory soups all in a variety of flavors, and the affordability is excellent.

True. I got so excited about it, I botched the assignment 😞

Yes. And I loved it so much I never left. I live here now. But I’m not gonna tell you where I live 😉

Hey I’ve been living on Soylent for years and I see my doctor regularly and take regular blood screenings and one of my doctors told me that my blood labs came back perfect and he said “whatever you’re doing, keep doing it.” He didn’t know that I’m living on meal replacements. Meal replacements are for health fanatics, understandable that not everybody would want to eat this way. But nutritionally & convenience-wise, it really is superior to food. It provides all our essential nutrients in one easy place without having to compile recipes & go shopping & figure out nutrients & mathematics & chopping vegetables & cooking & cleaning dishes. Don’t have to do any of that anymore! Perfect nutrition has never been so easy. We are living in the future. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. And after you’ve tried it you probably won’t knock it unless you can’t handle how limited it might feel for you to live on meal replacements. It’s for health fanatics. Not everybody’s ready for that.

But for the last 10 years I’ve been able to frolic around in bikinis (am woman) and am athletically peak & I feel great & it’s pretty much effortless because you are what you eat, and meal replacements are perfect nutrition with no stress, no effort.

Is this implying that everyone on those stranded-on-a-desert-island shows are just actors and they stay in hotels and live comfortably when the camera isn’t on them?