If Ron Swanson is labeled “mongols” you don’t need to edit what the “permit” says. If you leave it as “I can do whatever I want” the joke is funnier.

Yep, he sure is. I hope he never has to pay for his own meals for at least the next six months to a year.

School Resource Officers became common before Columbine, starting in black schools in the 1980s. (It’s America, did you think this history wouldn’t be racist as hell?)

Cory Doctorow has pointed out that if you want to see what is planned for white middle income people, look at how prisoners are treated; the same thing can be said about schools in poor neighborhoods. Now having cops handle disciplinary issues at schools is just the standard.

As a US citizen, keep the rule. As laid out in the text of the rule, there are already communities where questions of that nature can be asked.

No, the question was about the worst animal, not the most awesome.

Yeah, building a protective network is much easier when it’s being done by a nation-state’s elite intelligence operation.

Tbf, the ham slicer is probably sub-optimal for Nazi-cutting work. A paring or utility knife would be a much better choice, the small size allows you to move them quickly and a sharp point is critical for getting at those hard-to-reach places that need a good puncture.