Oh god. Are you telling me Trump is the racist white man’s modern Moses?

Mustard is better anyway. Ketchup is bbq for weine hut Jr folks.

Hopes and dreams.

This is why I feel sex work should be legal. Just go get fucked. That’s it. The world ain’t that bad.

Jesus fucking wept.

Nope. He’s only 5 right now. He’s getting to the stage where he’s starting to understand stuff more so we’ve been trying to watch what he hears and sees. Trying not to cuss like a sailor is hard with my upbringing. Just other day he said “you hornsucker!” Cause he’s heard me say “you c—sucker!” When I’m working on something and something goes wrong. His mama got on me like fly to well you k ow.

I got to say. Does Tom ever freaking age? Like dear god.

Werewolves of London again.

My son loves this song. He will sing it word for word howls and all.

Learn to swim Learn to swim Learn to swim

Nah I want that Mrs. Pacman pussy. That Pacussy.

Ew