PrimeErective

Satoshi the cryptographer, eh?

iSame

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Hey yo check out this guy with the ornithopter!

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

They call him big booty, so I call him big booty

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis

Eagle River?!

I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich

TARANTULA

Oh no, they’re offline…

Anyway

You finally made a monkey…

My potions are too strong for you, tra- oh wait that says “poison”

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”