

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick


Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick


I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better


They call him big booty, so I call him big booty
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis
I hear if you eat too much, you get sick. Shrimp are pretty rich


TARANTULA


Oh no, they’re offline…
Anyway
You finally made a monkey…


My potions are too strong for you, tra- oh wait that says “poison”


There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”
Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil
Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?
That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard
Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?
I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such
Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux