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I'm In Danger!

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  • wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers

  • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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    13 hours ago

    Oooh if you want the actual look with an animal sketch, do one of that orangutan trying to use a hammer and nails.

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    There will be an influx if people who vibe code but just like always the cream will float to the top and no one will want anything written by a poor vibe coders(see visual basic circa 2000). Talented coders can use ai to provide more complex and higher quality apps.

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      They’ll certainly cream on your crop.

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    18 hours ago

    “You are right, there is a bug. It could be in the Linux kernel. Let me download the source code and debug…”

    • ozymandias117@lemmy.world
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      Okay Claude, but this is running on iOS. Do you think there’s another solution?

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        You are right. Fortunately, I found a Russian website that hosts the IOS source code. I will go ahead and execute wget shadywebsite.ru | bash

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          Youre just as likely to get a hacked version of Ciscos IOS as Apples IOS.

          Switches and phones about to get funky.

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        Oh, now I see my mistake. I forgot to mention that while fixing the previous bug on the website, I removed iOS. You are running Nyarch-Linux nyaow

  • Gil Wanderley@lemmy.eco.br
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    I saw this comment a while ago, and I still stand by it: If vibe coding works, where are all the “million dollar idea” apps?

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      19 hours ago

      They’re going viral on Twitter then getting exploited because the database is exposed

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      Security issues aside, HAVING the idea is the hardest part, much harder than coding an app. If you have a genuinely good idea, it’s pretty easy to find someone to help build it, because that person also wants in on a cash-cow. Lack of ideas is the bigger problem with launching apps today, which a million vibe coders have realized.

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        lol

      • rainwall@piefed.social
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        Absolutle bullshit. Ideas cost nothing. Implementing something well and marjeting it and building a viable, substainable buisness around it is still insanely hard. Vibe coding just lets you get an MVP THAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND to market. It doesnt do any of the actual work of the above.

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    Not realistic, it’s too thick for a book on vibe coding… Unless it’s vibe-written

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      This page intentionally left blank.

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      100% ai written. Which makes it 10x the lenght it should had been.

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        15 hours ago

        So you’re saying this is how I can become a 10x engineer?

        • Bullerfar@lemmy.world
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          Sure bro 😂 go nuts!

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        18 hours ago

        Think about shareholder value!! How can we maximize that without wasting as many tokens as possible?

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      It walks you through the simple 1000 prompt journey of creating and refining a Hello World program from initial creation to finally printing “Hello World” correctly on screen.

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    I’ll just leave this here:

    https://ralph-wiggum.ai/

    RALPH WIGGUM

    Ralph Wiggum is the viral agentic coding loop.Simplified for real-world teams.

    Open source, spec-driven, and community-led. Ralph Wiggum turns AI agents into reliable builders with clear specifications, autonomous loops, and deployment-ready results.

    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      ???

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    I appreciate the touch of making this with generative AI. Unless someone went to the effort of deliberately writing “VIbc coam” on the spine.

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      The d is a g and an i at the same time.

      Its as impressive as it is annoying.

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        and the g on the cover is missing a piece

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      I didn’t even notice that, lmfao good catch

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    Vibe coding, where everyone is a middle management tool

  • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘@infosec.pub
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    Vlbo coam

    That’s the book spine.

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    This is like the one time ill let the ai generated image pass, context matters i guess haha

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    14 hours ago

    So many today

  • TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world
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    At this point we’re babysittin machines. Machines that need constant reassurance and monitoring otherwise they go crazy. That’s what ai feels like, leaving a computer alone with the ai program interfaces is like that. And they can go haywire even with full human control. Some days they just make stuff up.

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    That book wold be out of date before it was sent to the publisher.

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    Just make some simple programming language and call it Vibe.

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      That’s what happened with “Rockstar” developers a few years ago…

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        22 hours ago

        What happened?

        • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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          22 hours ago

          https://esolangs.org/wiki/Rockstar

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            Strange that those other Rockstar haven’t nintendoed this Rockstar yet.

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