I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
https://natethesnake.com/
Well, I’ll definitely stay away from drinking wiper fluid from now on
God damn that was good. I won’t spoil anything but for newcomers be warned that it will take about 30 minutes of your time, and it will be worth it.
Thanks for that comment. I went for the read and don’t regret it.
I’m going to get downvoted, but hard disagree on this one. Way longer than 30 seconds and not remotely worth it. If anyone is curious, just scroll to the bottom for the punchline.
Seconds? He said minutes.
He said 30 minutes, not 30 seconds. It is a fun story if you have the time to read it though.
Damn, I gotta stop reading things immediately after I wake up. You’re right, I read it wrong.
yeah, me too. coffee first, then read.