I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I’m going to get downvoted, but hard disagree on this one. Way longer than 30 seconds and not remotely worth it. If anyone is curious, just scroll to the bottom for the punchline.
He said 30 minutes, not 30 seconds. It is a fun story if you have the time to read it though.
Damn, I gotta stop reading things immediately after I wake up. You’re right, I read it wrong.
yeah, me too. coffee first, then read.
Seconds? He said minutes.