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arrow-up1626arrow-down1imageAnon is an introvertsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square129linkfedilink
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·4 days agoUmbrella gets wet. Ya shake it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoOh my god, I feel so dumb. I really thought you had just made a typo and said shake instead of share.
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoSharing doesn’t sound possible, or at least would require an unwieldy parasol or something.
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI think all of my umbrellas can fit two if a couple, and three if everyone is okay with rubbing torsos.
minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoMine cant. Even with this latest safety distance-nonsense of just 2 meters.
minus-squaretreadful@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down3·4 days agoIs that a Finnish thing or just the first thing you thought to shake?
minus-squareJennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·4 days agoThere is no innuendo if you are looking for an innuendo. He’s literally talking about shaking the rain off an umbrella. He’s happily married and neither his wife nor he like to dance so they don’t shake anything but their umbrella. Get it?
minus-squareVictoria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·4 days agoFinnish people do not shake hands.
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days agoWhat else do you shake on a fairly common basis, I suppose you also shake the bottle to get every last drop out. So it’s bottle or umbrella.
Umbrella gets wet. Ya shake it. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Oh my god, I feel so dumb. I really thought you had just made a typo and said shake instead of share.
Sharing doesn’t sound possible, or at least would require an unwieldy parasol or something.
I think all of my umbrellas can fit two if a couple, and three if everyone is okay with rubbing torsos.
Mine cant. Even with this latest safety distance-nonsense of just 2 meters.
Is that a Finnish thing or just the first thing you thought to shake?
There is no innuendo if you are looking for an innuendo. He’s literally talking about shaking the rain off an umbrella. He’s happily married and neither his wife nor he like to dance so they don’t shake anything but their umbrella. Get it?
Finnish people do not shake hands.
What else do you shake on a fairly common basis, I suppose you also shake the bottle to get every last drop out. So it’s bottle or umbrella.
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