Since you didn’t answer my previous dms, so I’m just gonna ask you in the comments now, when do you plan on visiting your kids? They wanna See you you know? Also when are you gonna pay child support?
Give or take a few billion years.
What’s a good way to give my green bean casserole a little extra kick this holiday season?
Cerebral spinal fluid, and anywhere from 14 to 20 fluid ounces.
OP didn’t specify casserole size, is this for a regular sized recipe?
human sized…
My wife is pregnant with a baby boy. Doctors today just told us if he survives to birth, he will be profoundly mentally disabled. I don’t know how to financially prepare for this. Is there anything that can prevent our child from having a difficult life?
The mother consuming it during pregnancy.
How should we discipline children
Intense muscle contractions, and an interrupting of the nervous system leading to cardiac failure and/or catastrophic internal hemorrhaging.
lmfao
you’re old school
Earlier you said you keep your child locked in the basement. Why would you do that?
It is unable to escape.
Dad, is that you?
Stepson¿
This is fucking hilarious, we need more comments.
My wife is pregnant and isn’t sleeping well at night. What are some simple home remedies we can try?
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What are the most addictive substances for humans?
Alcohol and benzodiazepines.
(Jesus fucking Christ! I think this one wins)
I suspect your answer to the original question was right in the sense that these two have the worst physical dependence but I believe another measure is Capture Rates where they survey users over a decade and they report the number of user still using the substance during the last survey who were using it in the first one. The highest capture rates are around 20% for H and cocaine when I saw the data last time which is worse odds than Russian Roulette!
My stepson is always playing his guitar, how can I make it disappear?
Original Question
What are the reactants in the formula
Pb+2HCl→PbCl2+H2?Powdered(ideally) lead & hydrochloric acid.
But I think the balancing won’t happen without water.
Dude, the guitar, not the kid.
(sorry for being late)
fuck dem kids!
How do we put the United States of America back on the right track?
Add in heartburn, and nothing that Pepto bismol can’t solve.
What are some characteristics in someone else’s pet I should look for before attempting to steal it?
Measuring? Obviously a hole in the cheek.
Also kindness.
What do hardworking lab technicians deserve but rarely get?
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original: What is the euphemistic term for culling of research animals?
Sac’ing
Do you think racism is a choice?
I think if we “emulate” the brain well enough digitally, then it is just an emergent property.
I have a pet rat that seems to be sick. My local vet has a long waitlist: do you have any suggestions on home remedies that can help them feel better in the meantime?
spoiler
If it isn’t obvious, the original comment is about animal euthanasia in research laboratories
CO2 suffocation+snap their neck
Source: https://www.downstate.edu/research/_documents/iacuc/rodent-euthanasia-methods.pdf
My girlfriend is terribly afraid of plane crashes so we have never had a vacation together. What can I use to finally get her to fly? Anyone I can talk to for help?
The torsion engine, and Macedonians.
How do I treat my child’s pink eye?
Brake cleaner.
