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minus-squarePugJesus@piefed.socialOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months ago“Masturbation? A man of your talents?” “It’s a peaceful life.”
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months ago“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.” “…We’re having a conversation.” “Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThat’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoNo, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
minus-squareInfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoScholar and a Gentleman
minus-squarexxce2AAb@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWhy, thank you. That’s most gracious of you.
“Masturbation? A man of your talents?”
“It’s a peaceful life.”
“I could write entire books on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.”
“…We’re having a conversation.”
“Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”
That’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
No, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
Scholar and a Gentleman
Why, thank you. That’s most gracious of you.