Jane Austen butler mode activated

I am gritting my teeth foaming at the mouth trying not to

Also in places with false ceilings and hanging fixtures even light shockwaves can cause stuff to fall. Falling stuff, small fragile heads - just better to take cover than not.

Finally, some real schizoposting here. Everybody else is just putting out hypotheses based on real life evidence while you’ve given me exactly what I wanted:

T as in testosterone?