I mean, there are other possible ways to set off a dosimeter badge so they could be okay. But dosimeter badges are specifically designed to detect ionizing radiation (the bad kind). So take that as you will.

Fun fact: I used to work adjacent to the nuclear industry, going through one of the penis-checkers with a dosimeter badge would exceed our monthly allowable exposure to radiation.

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To be fair, that has been exactly Microsoft’s energy for a few years now