I got hella freckles mate. I am doomed.

What do I do if I want to reach a high area in my roof, like ten feet above me? Hose extensions are floppy.

How did you write this? Are you a wizard?

That’s okay, the machine wants you.

The Sony Trinitron of Damocles

Yes, you are, but keep that habit alive. It is valuable.

A disappointment equivalent to Piefed.

That sucks, mate. I kinda know the feeling, I’ve got an uncle who’s a Musk bro. Poor bastard just goes quiet and looks sick whenever his politics or personal life come up, but still sees Tesla etc as this cool future corporation.

Air force and navy.

I think the point is oligarch bad.

Jesus. The immense tonal shift from his usual comics made this even darker.

Exactly. Helping organise a genocide in Myanmar, sure, that’s bad, but on the other hand, money!

So the mirror likes goth chicks.