Kim Schmitz has always been a grifter and an asshole. I wish him all the worst.

Häagen-Dazs was founded in New York, I never thought of it as European. But it’s produced by Nestlé, which is based in Switzerland but still evil. Milka and Toblerone were produced by the same company, but have been owned by US companies since 1990. Same for Côte d’Or. These are all owned by Mondelez, which used to be Kraft, a US company. If you want to avoid Nestlé and Mondelez, which you should, you basically need to buy from small local shops (expensive) or just make everything yourself. That is cheaper and you have full control over the ingredients. And because it takes time you’ll eat fewer unhealthy snacks.

I heard a podcast about this crime and it’s shocking how much we can tell with high probability after 5000 years.

What’s a boomer shooter?

Katherine Long sounds great. Her second attack, with fake board meeting notes is so dedicated.