rockerface🇺🇦

I used to actually be more fluent in English and russian than Ukrainian until the 2022 invasion. Lots of people in Kyiv used russian for day to day conversation, and that, sadly, included my friend group. At the moment I think I’ve restored my fluency in Ukrainian, but I still sometimes have easier time finding the correct word in English.

As for my fluency in English, I can usually watch shows, play games and read books in it without any issues, tho at times subtitles help (like when parsing an accent I’m unfamiliar with).

Platinum, even. Star Platinum.

From my experience, being an asshole does not correlate to gender

The real comment is always in the kidneys

That is definitely one of the worst ways to hit on someone. “How are you still single” is not the compliment you might think it is.

This is obviously fake and gay™, but PSA: if something similar happens to you IRL, it’s not therapy being useless, it’s therapist being an asshole and genuinely harmful to their patients.

Some people get paid good money for outsourcing their back end. Some also get paid for outsourcing other peoples’ back ends, but that is generally frowned upon.

Interestingly, in Ukrainian the bone marrow is literally called “bone brain”

Of course, the real problem wasn’t the stormtrooper using the closest urinal, but his aim

oh god, they’re already evolving into crabs

They tried to wear her cloak, too. Valid crashout on her part