You have to do 2 shots of crude oil to enter a lottery for a ticket to be able to pay for a ticket so you can checkout for groceries.

Not to be confused with his cousin who smokes, the Rasp Ska lion

That’s like ordering tacos at a pub. Hamburger at a Mexican joint. Chicken at a seafood restaurant? That’s been in the Frigidaire single the day they bought it.

"Do better?” (spoken as Sean Connery)

Nothing says game like frozen fish sticks.

I can’t stand Jack Black, never found him funny.

-Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged

There is a process engineer in Stuttgart somewhere absolutely howling in frustration

You should look up u/Asafum up in the comments…

I didn’t say I make it “in person”, that is their price per pound of bulk granola which, usually, should be the cheapest premade version of something.

Yeah I’m all for cheap beer, I stopped drinking several years ago so unfortunately pounder NA and other more economical options aren’t yet available. I never was loyal to one brand, pretty equal opportunity drinker for whatever was reasonable. Oh no advertisers, someone made it through your brand loyalty gauntlet!

The graduate soundtrack by Simon and Garfunkel. Mrs. Robinson was a work in progress and adapted to fit the movie, and sound of silence, and Scarborough fair are classics of the period and folk rock pillars of the century.

Interestingly, this was one of if not really the first time popular, contemporary artists had their music featured in a film. Prior, scoring a film was the purview of someone with a music phd. Talk about the beginning of sea change for the industry.

Carne asada. Tacos. Fucking food trucks in Portland want $15 for 3 street tacos. GTFO.

Granola. It’s $5/lb at WinCo!

NA beer. People weren’t buying reg beer so they just figured hey we’ll wreck this market by pricing people out of it too! So I get no alcohol and it’s the same price as regular beer? Piss off.

I was in NY and my friend is a real pizza nut and wanted me to try this super trendy pizza, Ceres. We went mid afternoon and avoided the 4 hour line. A 20" pie was $68 before tax.

Glad in back home where I can cry into my $5 Digorno when I need a night off.

There are some athletic activities that are free or only the cost of a ball (soccer, basketball, etc. though a court/field can help). Running, walking, etc.

Start a group!

Window fell (for the second time in a year) is the buried lede. £1.3m? Apalling. It’s fucking negligent homicide.

During Chuseok, which is Korean Thanksgiving on Fri no less. Samsung must be grateful it’s a chaebol and controls at least half the country

If you’re in a main flight path you will be safe.

“It looks like I may have confused the available freeway lanes for a designated runway. Did you know I405 contains 523,000 times more asphalt than LAX? I will work on securing an additional freeway for future landings and I have prepared a list of new flight paths.”

“Working out how to make a contribution” so he can go back to trying to play both sides.

Welcome to the man’s game, Ed. You’re right, you do have a lot to learn. Hopefully learning about who in power was on which sides of the conflict and it’s crossing your career thanks to Macklemore’s refusal to be silent like you is instructive.