What’s Brown and runny?

Usain Bolt.

Happy Cola is my favorite Haribo candy.

Extra fun if you pull a dokaryan and soak them in rum for a week; you get little gummy rum & coke “jello shots”

“You can have your flags back when you give me Greenland!”

6.2"

Yep. I was a single dad of a little girl & the amount of “babysitting” or “giving mommy time off” comments I got was ridiculous. Always pissed me off. I always had 1000 comebacks in my head of things to say, like “I only have to babysit for 25-Life” or “Yeah, mommy 's been taking time off since just before her funeral”, but I didn’t want to cause too much drama around my kid.

Definitely not my case.

I think there a smaller list of things I’m not interested in than things that I am.

In reality the “such a good dad” panel should either be labeled “oh look, he’s baby-sitting” or “someone call the police”

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But if you’re not installing updates to patch out a zero day, the vulnerability is still there.

🟩 Pill bug

🟩 Potato Bug

❎ Roly Poly

🟩 Ball bug

Got any… Grapes?

I feel like Hollow Knight’s difficulty was in the boss fights, you’d traverse pretty easily, then get stuck listening to a fucking Dung Beetle yelling “HOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!” while getting you’re ass kicked for 45 minutes.

In Silksong I’ve gotten my ass handed to me by improper platforming & random nobodies more times than I can count.

How many dicks do I have to suck to prove I’m not gay!?