I know where I live you can’t even take a phone into the courthouse; they have signs on the door and will turn you around at the metal detectors for having one. The fact that they got those glasses into the courtroom at all is a security fail at best, and feels more like a contempt of court charge.
I’ve read enough science fiction to know the beginning of a cyberpunk dystopia when I see it…
Quits government.
Tells everyone how wrong the government is now that she can’t do anything to change it.
Fuck off, bitch.
Because it makes firearms available to people without having to jump through hoops the government can track, but they can make a machine that makes flexi-dragons into a boogyman, so they throw a “protect the children” in the bill and it automatically passes.
one bitch ass duck
This duck has a name. The name is never used. The duck is referred to as “that motherfucker”.
I have interacted with this creature across several planes of existence.
There was a server hiccup for about a day or so once in the last 2 years, but I’ve had no other issues.
I’m torn between wanting to tell people, and trying to keep it to myself to hold off the enshitification for as long as possible.
e machines did this back in the 90’s/00’s to predictably failed results.
Everything old is new again…
I linuxed a $50 Chromebook & I use it to do sketchy shit that I don’t want to try on my main rig. “Hey, I found a flashdrive at the park! Let’s plug it into the ChromeBurner”!
So far ahead of the curve with the Isekai Sci-Fi Dystopia…
I always bring this one up in the “so bad it’s good” conversations
Technically, he retained his powers after resurrection, so he was a Lich, not a zombie. I don’t know if anyone figured out his phylactery, but my best bet would be the wood he was nailed to.
What’s Brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
Happy Cola is my favorite Haribo candy.
Extra fun if you pull a dokaryan and soak them in rum for a week; you get little gummy rum & coke “jello shots”
“You can have your flags back when you give me Greenland!”
Yep. I was a single dad of a little girl & the amount of “babysitting” or “giving mommy time off” comments I got was ridiculous. Always pissed me off. I always had 1000 comebacks in my head of things to say, like “I only have to babysit for 25-Life” or “Yeah, mommy 's been taking time off since just before her funeral”, but I didn’t want to cause too much drama around my kid.
Definitely not my case.
I think there a smaller list of things I’m not interested in than things that I am.
In reality the “such a good dad” panel should either be labeled “oh look, he’s baby-sitting” or “someone call the police”
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“I got caught trying to advertise for free and they want me to pay for it like everyone else!”