

If trust and communication are on point, its cool.
If only it were that easy, but then again maybe it is. Maybe I still can’t let go or perhaps I’m doing it all wrong. But I’m still that guy.
I’m still the same guy as I’ve always been. & one of these days I’ll simply be nothing.
These are my terms.


If trust and communication are on point, its cool.
Disclaimer: im ok, pinky swear
Multivitamins and human kibble


Maybe a little controversial but I do like a little bone in it
Mostly i get by by not telling others how or where I keep my passwords
I simply dont eat lunch, like a cool guy


“If I wasn’t married with kids and grandkids”
kind of a big thing for us disgusting mammals
My first time eating in a pizza hut involved a dead fly in my salad. I lose all of my appetite when I see red on a pizza box to this day
Right now? My boyfriend is very clearly emotionally wounded by something he doesnt want to share with me. Feeling helpless makes me unhappy, EZ.
Legendary


Didnt know I needed an accursed taxidermized mouse until now…


The weirdass cat plush that arrives months after I die. It has a gun


Based based based based


Who could have possibly seen this coming


The vegans are right.


I wonder why he would say that


When is he talking about. Make him say it


Simply choose to care or not. It works best when you dont trust your own feelings anyway due to living with loads of mental illness, fuck 'em and substitute them with your ones of your choosing. Dishes and laundry is important now. Horny is not. Etc.
The children yearn for the deep drills (because they have been genetically modified to do do)