I’d rather shit in my hands and clap

highlander 2. There’s no way it could be worse.

survivorship bias. We don’t remember the fleeting memes from 20 years ago.

this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxQhfoRwSGU

Knowing the Australian government and their long track record of not understanding technology I think it’s a given that it will be phrased badly and be unworkable.

nah, they’re just misunderstood. Once you get to know them they really open up.

if buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing.

water is wet, fork found in kitchen

I got fired from my job at the calendar factory

I took too many days off

I like to be different and go shoe/sock

about the size of the one in this music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3_drgbsLRE

Gravy. I always thought it was hard, whenever I made it I’d get lumps and it would be bad. Then I learnt the trick is to fry the flour in oil/butter/fat first, then add the meat juices/stock

Why do french people only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

yes, and on nebula as well I think