Romans legionaries in Britannia started every conversation with the weather. They said, “Hail! Long rain Cesar.”

I bought an abridged copy of a romance novel that was like that, The Notebook

And that one is on the fritz because he keeps mixing it up with Iceland

My cousin had a beagle ridgeback mix (accidental breeding incident).

His neighbours from two doors down showed him security footage of burglars jumping back over the wall when they heard it barking! 😂