See this one 4chan creep there is why all those time travelers are shooting everyone who goes to see baby Hitler. We could have just killed baby Hitler in peace with Marx but someone had to and ruin things. Was this SCHOPENHAUER? IT WAS YOU WASN’T YOU SCHOPENHAUER ADMIT IT

So there’s this saying you give someone enough rope to hang themself with. I’m wondering which way that conversation went in the Pentagon.

Guys, find yousself a gal that’s lookin at you the way you look at hot wheels

That’s probably good. I’ve been in most bathrooms. Those bowls are not safe to eat out of

I wonder how well those hold up to bottles and rocks

I keep hearing this and I’m going to be honest this take sounds like hyperbole. All I see is it requires developers to send in identifying credentials. How does one turn into the other? Can someone explain that without catastrophizing?

Like, I’m with you, I just don’t like bad arguments.

i don’t think stealing quite does it. war crime stealing should have a name.

did you fall out of a coconut tree look where we are

I’m not voting for AOC because I’m voting for AOB, the prototype

was it you who was doing the inappropriate bathroom wall art?

there were also these TVs in the store. sometimes we’d get to watch movies, sometimes they’d have these ads on them. one summer i was working 3 or 4 jobs i can’t remember (it was a summer) and one of them was blockbuster.

I still don’t think I’ve done that

‘legally dead for a year’.

the hell. you mean i gotta stop ripping off that douglas adams joke now (about people taking a year off dead for tax purposes) nazis ruin everything good i am not ceding that to them

i think the verts is more competing with youtube’s competing with tiktok, yeah. but i also think i’m very much not the target audience. i’m a long form video. if i’m going to give the filmmaker the respect of my time, give me the respect of at least thirty minutes of plot dammit. or at least thirty minutes of michael bay level explosions and a bowl of popcorn. fill me with bread and send in the clowns dammit. fuck dammit i had to mention bread. the baker gets to the bakery in an hour i bet i could pinch a loaf. look what you’ve done.

as in there are are only two banking apps that work in the US on SailfishOS, so unless you use IBKR or Santander you are out of luck? I mean i consult with a firm with an HSBC account, so i’ve got an HSBC app on my phone (so’s i can log in and fix their payroll) and the firm does all their business (with an occasional exception) in California. But i just have a cheap google phone and i haven’t rooted a phone since my galaxy s3. i got bored with customizing my phone. moved onto another hyperfocus

we also had ads in the store. you got good at tuning them out. i remember gettting lost trying to find a movie because i forgot we had an animated section. first day at the new store.

I mean, I agree, but at the same time you’ve got to be trying to keep up or your business dies. Like, if blockbuster has tried to compete with Netflix instead of ignoring it, we’d still have blockbuster

Oof. I hope your face grew back, I like your face.

“why are you filling your coffee shop with canned tomatoes?”

“you’ll never move tomatoes with that mindset”

I was expecting a photograph of a ten. Bravo, expectation subverted at last moment. Four thumbs up.