I had no idea Kraft had a product called “Heinz Beanz” until I did some work for them and saw it as a room name. Still makes me laugh.

“Hey, let’s have a meeting in the Heinz Beanz room.”

Not sure a child’s bare ass is the best imagery here. It might actually be less repulsive if it was a real photo of an adult taking a real shit on a flag.

He means like a condom. If he doesn’t record women at the gym for some spank bank material, he might get someone pregnant.

The title isn’t even accurate to what happened

Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy?

This would have been Best Buy or Toys R Us, I was a just a kid so I don’t remember if it was common or not.

But that did make me remember something from my time at a grocery store! Sometimes when there was a huge sale on coca cola, we’d build a giant display that was mostly fake. The center was a heavy duty plain box and we’d stack the fake ones on top where people couldn’t reach. Just the front columns. Not really the same thing but kinda!

A bit too on-the-nose for me. There’s no mystery when they dress him like that. We all knew the villain from the first episode

Isn’t there a .de one too? Or is that one gone?

I remember doing that with a couple of “big” things in the 2000s. Bring the box to the counter and they swap it for a real one. A console was probably one of them, I can’t remember what the others might have been

Eh, everyone does that to some degree. Not enough time in the day to keep up with everything. I’ve gone years without knowing an artist I liked did something bad. Even longer if it’s an artist I don’t like!

Pffftt nice 2000s Photoshop text effects. My magic is ancient, it predates [H]

The outrage in the comments is exactly why videos like this exist. This is reality TV.

I’m on a crusade against screenshots with replyguys. Just post the funny thing! Skip the clout chaser!

The original tweet with the address was funny.

The other two tweets of people making effectively the same joke but worse are not.

Why include them?

That is an insane decision made even worse by the part at the end about 2nd levels.

And on the topic of registrars, let me tell you about the bullshit I’m dealing with.

Fuck gandi.net. If you have domains registered there, MOVE THEM ASAP. If the rest of my message doesn’t convince you, maybe the fact that renewals cost $38 now will.

They got bought out in 2023. I just found that out on Monday when the domain I’ve had there for 25 years expired (despite being set to autorenew)

Just log in, right? Well my dumb ass uses that domain as a catch-all inbox. My gandi account email is [name]-gandi@[domain].com. And they use 2FA.

They don’t list a phone number and their live chat window is 8-11am Paris time. So every day this week I’ve been waking up at 4am to talk to them.

Monday: I tell them the situation. They tell me I can click the button to send the code to my phone. This button does not exist. They tell me they will email a form to fill to change the email address.

Tuesday: I concluded that if they sent it at all, it must have been to the old email. They say they will send it again. This time it works

Wednesday: having submitted the form, photos of my license, and a selfie holding my ID and the form, they respond saying I need to retake the photo because part of the form was cropped. The white space. Not the text. I provide.

Thursday: I sit in live chat queue for 30+ minutes until the time window closes. 15 minutes before it was supposed to

Today: Nothing.

Sorry to commandeer your post with a rant but I am so pissed about domains this week.

Nobody gives a shit how you think this place should be. Who are you? Some random person who showed up 3 months ago and started spamming and shitting all over it.

You’ve been told that’s not how we do things here countless times yet you keep it up. And worse, you have the gall to complain that a small instance can’t keep up with the amount of garbage you’re botting over here.

Based on that complaint alone, I don’t think you even understand how the fediverse works to begin with so maybe don’t have such an ego about your opinion of what it needs.

Take the hint, man. Pay up or shut up.

And why does that have to be here on one of the existing servers you don’t manage or pay for?

I don’t know, I kind of like threaded discussions. Back in the forum days, it was hard to deal with two concurrent conversations.

I wasn’t a fan of it on Reddit but I have less of an opinion here because it doesn’t seem to significant impact on discoverability.

I feel like he’s upvoting from an alt account, too. Pretty interesting how his posts and comments seem to start at +2 now… Almost the same time as that “new” bot real human who reposts from reddit with truncated titles…