A couple from a co-worker:

If you don’t have time to do it correctly now, what makes you think you will have time to fix it later.

Remember, you are not stuck in traffic, you are traffic.

And a couple from my grandmother:

Don’t study drunk, but if you do at least be a little tipsy when you take the test.

Don’t do anything to your car to make it stand it to the police.

Rule number 1: Don’t shit on the bus!

Rule number 2: Sleep with your feet to the front.

Rule number 3: Don’t shit on the bus!