Look all they have to do is rerelease Windows 7.

Yep. He’s “partly joking” about everything right up until the second he isn’t.

the sources claim that the Start menu is getting a full rewrite in WinUI 3, which will make it 60% more responsive

Oh good, that’ll bring it all the way up to a third as responsive as the Windows 7 one was.

Cheeto Benito inadvertently doing more to drive renewables and electric cars than any previous incentives definitely isn’t something i had on my bingo card.