Honestly I’m happy that I don’t work for a Satire Site like the onion, cuz how tf are you gonna satirize that?
Satire is about taking current things to a ridiculous, and therefore funny, extreme. The current baseline is so ridiculous already, if you put that into the extreme it’s too far from reality to be somewhat relatable.
Satire is dead, and we killed it
I have a UV flashlight that I got in that price range I think, and they’re super fun. Yup wouldn’t believe what you can see with them.
My favourite party trick is showing people how many fillings they have in their teeth (Normal teeth are purple, but fillings are bright cyan, or maybe the other way around)
Honestly in that price range, I’d stick to something simpler, cheap mice can feel like garbage.
But you can get a really nice mousepad for 25 bucks
I’m glad to live somewhere with some workers rights, because clocking out to go to the toilet is ridiculous
Well the dutch once ate theirs
Agreed, resigning would only be the proper thing to do if he cut funding for anything relating to the accident. Which idk if he did, but assume he didn’t
Trying to get a < 6inch smartphone is almost impossible by now, and me and my stubbly fucking Fingers arent happy about it
Yeah, better not look up who was working at NASA during the space race
The entire far-left?
The Nazis never left Germany, they just laid low for a bit after WW2
Well my fiance and I started dating with 19 and 20, respectively, but we still talked about our future early on
I’ve been with my fiance for over 4 years now, and we’ve kinda always been very open about how we want our life to be and where it might lead us
Get in more
You know, the fact that you wrote ex fiance actually kinda goes against your point
Gotta rework how taxes are calculated. The mega rich just take out loans so they never have to pay capital gain tax. That loopholes gotta be closed