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I’ve never had it not work for me. I rarely call to phone lines nowadays, but a few I have over the years that offered the service, they always called me back.

I like when they tell me to press whatever number and they’ll call me back when it’s my turn

OK, grandpa, time for bed

I suppose it’s the difference between “running the country“ and “running the country into the ground“

That is exactly the reasoning that just got the Alaska lawsuit tossed.

Just because they become angrier and louder and more stupid about it doesn’t mean they’re not still playing the same game.

And what exactly is “perfect capitalism“ anyway?

Not much, it turns out

Ideally the monsters would just develop empathy and stop being evil, and devote their lives to doing the opposite. The probability of that is essentially zero, though.

It is, in fact, not uncommon for criminals of all kinds to develop deep remorse and even empathy for their victims while in prison. this is why it is of great value to focus on rehabilitation rather than simply punishment.

Even Ed Sheeran’s own band and crew pulled out of his tour, lol

Well done, dude

Well, I hope they track down the CEO and the family and bring them to justice

Oh, the halcyon days when you could confidently check “automatic updates“ and not have to worry about anything.

It was such a privilege when that finally became an option, and we should’ve known that they would abuse it as soon as they could.

Paywalled bullshit

Blatant election interference

Saved you a click

Necessity is the mother of invention

Holy shit, this really seems like something that you shouldn’t announce publicly

Fixing all of your problems by replacing them with new and much worse ones

Yes, that’s what you’re supposed to do with secrets: Hide them.