Not only that but “what would Jesus do” has a valid answer of “flip tables and chase money lenders with a whip”. The ideal of “love one another” is always welcome as well.

Don’t forget the voice for McGruff the crime dog got caught with 1000 pot plants lol

“So long and thanks for all the fish”

Smurfing on a dating app is a level of masochism I didn’t think is humanly possible. Those apps are already soul grinding enough.

It sucks. But I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of bug going on in win 11 right now. I was even getting that earlier today when trying to open snipping tool after it was already open. I think they just borked some store check code somewhere.

“All the engineers said my “screen door on a submarine” was “stupid” and would “sink the ship”, so I fired them and hired new engineers!”

• CEO of now defunct “Screen Door Subs Inc.”