I won when I ditched your mom.

-Dad.

Fuck. Yeah.

Broomhilde

Futter-wacken.

Florbin

Yourblurn

I’m not going to read through to find where Carlin was already quoted, but I stick with "selling is legal, f****** is legal, why isn’t selling f****** legal?

Oh, ok.

Trump is running around right now boasting that the files prove is innocence.

The same files that seem to implicate him in unimaginable crimes.

Man, I wish I lived in a country where prison rehabilitated people.

Edit: Or even tried.

A real gaymer moment.

Feelings.

Oh no you should not say slop it hurts feelings.

His mutant power is absorbing all of the cocaine in a 20 mi radius.

Same, but news just hit today of him converting an entire car factory over from cars to robots, and he is canceling entire lines of cars.

This is after the abject failure of the cyber truck. You can only take on so much technical debt.

Stock prices are related to economics but aren’t the focus of the field.

Why do you think the pay package was so important right now? Folks this rich don’t need it, that’s why they get paid mostly in stocks with like $1 take home. Same reason Trump “donated” his salary. Optics when you can make so much more.

A dude like this would normally leverage stock to get low interest loans that they live off of and can write off.

A lot of people will shy away from Tesla permanently and his true believers are starting to crack.

People are remarkably dumb, yes. But look at last year alone. European sales tanked. Domestic sales sucked. People were vandalizing and burning his vehicles on dealership properties. He was literally tearing up on the news because no one likes him.

He isn’t immune to company devaluation, and he knows how dangerous that is given how much is tied to his garbage stocks.

Profits tanking by 46% Is it good indicator that he’s not immune to people waking up about reality.

The entire thing is a house of cards that will likely collapse when public sentiment fully dissolves.

That’s not only does. One time he invested billions of dollars and literally renamed his company about a stupid second life clone.

That was all him.

This is the big thing. Tesla’s stock has never been valued based on what the company is or can do. It’s valued on musk’s image and how much value people believe that brings to the company.

His huge pay packages are likely because he knows that there’s a reckoning coming with the stock, and he doesn’t want to be a bag holder for his own company.

That’s one of the reasons why he lies constantly about what’s coming. Full self-driving, people on Mars, solar roof shingles. He has to keep pumping up the image, or the whole house of cards collapses.

Fuck reddit.