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Been touch typing Dvorak for about 25 years, qwerty for about 10 years before that. My hands used to feel tired at the end of the day, when I broke my wrist the occupational nurse suggested Dvorak, so when it healed I taught myself to type Dvorak. Probably a few weeks to learn, six months to get speed. (The advantage of a cushy government job). I can type all day now without problems. If you’re going to spend any significant time at a keyboard, I personally think it’s worth investing the time to learn to type properly, whatever layout you choose to use.

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now
Looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache

• Koyaanitsqatsi, etc
• Eraserhead
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Never heard of that before, what country are you in?

A blonde walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre.

So the barman gave it to her.

About thirty years too late. That horse has bolted long ago.