YourBestFriend

You expect me to believe “Butt Master Flex” cannot find an appropriate time to say “my precious” and stare intensely while twiddling your fingers Mr.Burns style?

You sir, need to find your bootstraps

I can write entire sentences with my toes very easily. It’s a bit sloppy, but legible. However my toes cramp up quickly and I can’t perform all day. There goes my circus career.

Edit: with a pencil to be clear

Restored

Stop talking and do it. Clickbait.