Ah I guess I didn’t fully read the prompt.

Well we have kids so now I’m kinda broke all the time.

Pretty much. We have been shameless for a decade.

We literally have home grown Americans walking around with Nazi uniforms in the street. Like actually wearing Nazi signs. You know, the symbols our grandparents used to shoot at on sight.

There are so many internal problems with racism, sexism, the economy, healthcare. But we are still screeching about America #1.

What a nightmare because of some racist piece of shit.

A few years ago, I told my girlfriend at the time that we should try different things. I said that during our movie nights, where we sit in front of the TV with a big bowl of popcorn. Prior to that, I brought up how we should get a bigger screen, and a more comfy sofa.

Midway through the movie, she’s crying. I thought it was about the movie.

At the end of the movie, she seemed different. I asked her if she was okay, and she said she’s been emotional over my statement of “trying different things” with seeing other people.

My poor girlfriend spent half a movie thinking we were breaking up! I was literally talking about improving our movie experience!

Anyways we’re married and we did improve our movie experience.

Danish pension operator AkademikerPension said it is exiting U.S. Treasurys because of finance concerns as Denmark spars with President Donald Trump over his threats to take over Greenland.

Oooof. They no longer trust the US government to be a safe or friendly place to keep their money.

Let the ripple effect begin!

Yeah, this is kinda BS.

Adobe don’t care. Nearly every design firm is going to ask you about your Adobe experience, so you can use their Adobe software.

Maybe some of their designers will use GIMP. But that’s like saying your office also uses libre office and Linux. Which is extremely rare.