

And you KNOW a group of assholes will say “He DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG bEcAuSe ThEy WeRe MaRriED”
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.


And you KNOW a group of assholes will say “He DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG bEcAuSe ThEy WeRe MaRriED”


“It’s Doctor Oobleck. I didn’t earn the Ph.D. for fun, thank you very much!”
“I’m a creep”
“I make tea wrong”


The marx bros are so funny 😆


You’re finally awake. Got caught trying to annoy the scientists?


Took me a minute to get it 🤣


I’ll settle with panel 3, if possible


Could this be one of the reasons why I Iove both dragons and crows? Because shiny?
I haven’t seen this meme in a while 😆
True. It’s still nice to see the downstairs are gone.
Hopefully folks will read your edit and not download you for your mistake. Doubtful, but one can still hope.
Don’t feel bad about it. He wouldn’t judge you for it, so why should anyone else? Especially yourself?
Chaotic good


I love you for providing this information that helps us own our data forever! 💖💖💖


We actually own the discs
This job is gonna blow…


Downvote this crap
Done. Downvoted your comment.
I upvoted the post though. Doubtful you’d have a problem with that since it isn’t crap


I get the feeling that the “full context” is either just as bad or a lot worse
Not me, but my spouse read House of Leaves