Looking for justice? Seek out a Headhunter.

Mustache wax shortage?

Of course the real key to the operation was a single crafty platypus.

Fill them full of sick 'cause someone’s got to eat it…

Tax^^^(idermy) the rich!

Could someone in England do themselves(and the world) a favor and shove a doorknob down that man’s malodorous gob?

As soon as we get AI toilet paper, then we’ll finally start making a profit!

They really do look like massive dorks now.