I like yr jurse, my friend.

Stick a sewing needle in it. Find one that fits inside with the spool of floss. I’ve carried one in my bag for decades at this point.

There are 18,000+ HP/SS fics on AO3. Fully one third are explicit. Go wild. Sort by kudos.

RIP restrictedsection.net

This is theater. No other word for it.

It’s based on a comic series, so the bones are good and the critics are all weenies. I ♡ crappy derivative action schlock.

Priest. I recommended it in a terrible movies thread. It’s Paul Bettany and Karl Urban in a cowboy/ronin/faith-based militia versus vampires film. Critics gave it 16% fresh.

… seriously. Look at this.

Tldr/explain like I’m high- the earth is a lava lamp, and we live on the cold wax floating at the top.