There’s two kinds of people in this world that I can’t tolerate: those that are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and Ohioans

Aww, I have fond memories from Arcadia :(

Nah just a few exits down from Ontario

“CA area mayor”

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

I mean that just sounds like a good habit to me lol

If I’m knocking on a door I silently count how many times I knock. I prefer to knock 5 times but it’s not a solid rule lol. Friends have accused me of “cop knocking” so at their houses I knock the mario bros riff

I want to say it’s a bit strawman as well but it fits in line with the red herring.

Wait, adjectives were woke then?