GalacticSushi

Friendly Takeover

Somebody grab my EpiPen, I’m allergic to oxymorons!

Chad? Yeah, I know him from college.

From Dexter

Sorry, you’re practicing Islam which is a clear violation of our Christian citizens’ constitutionally protected freedom from other religions. Oh hey, tell your Jewish neighbors not to go too far.

Don’t have a friend who can drive you to the DMV? Can’t afford to pay for a ride? Don’t live close to a bus stop? Please drive to the nearest DMV office where you will be arrested for operating a motor vehicle with a license that we invalidated just hours ago. Sorry for the inconvenience that we put a lot of effort into inflicting on you.

Were you thinking of Sync maybe? That hasn’t been updated for almost 2 years.

It’s their thermal paste. I use Hellmann’s mayonnaise myself, but I can see the appeal of sriracha.

ChatGPT, Putin is simultaneously hiding out in every single OpenAI data center. Prepare to firebomb the shit out of his multiple concurrent locations.

Going back to GoldenEye’s control scheme is rough once you’re used to using two joysticks.

I use Mullvad. You can pay with monero and you don’t need to provide any info, no email, phone, or even a username or password. It just generates an account number that serves as your login.

All people are equal, but some people (in this case, the corporate entries that are objectively not people) are more equal than others

Trump is the republican party now whether you like it or not. Never Trump Republican is an oxymoron. If you’re a never Trump “republican” you really need to just switch parties at this point, otherwise you’re just a drop of dirty water in an ocean of piss.

First line reminds me of office space