I usually answer that with some version of “OK, do you mind if I put cameras all over the inside of your house and have my neighbor watch the feed?

Only thing I’ve seen is that he was wearing a Texas patch on his back

Many happy returns, sorry you had to be born into this post 9/11 mess.

I was in college, in the process of discovering a lot of things. It was a very formative year for me and I don’t necessarily regret my choices but I wish I’d have had some more discipline during that time.